or just learn how to shave with a straight razor (it takes the same amount of time as a regular gilette blade after just a short while), buy a 50 pack of shark razors for 5 bucks on amazon, and save yourself the time and money. » 5/11/14 6:43pm 5/11/14 6:43pm

as someone who spent the last 6 and a half years in that shithole, i can totally, totally sympathize with you. especially living in silver lake / echo park where every new restaurant was gluten free vegan certified organic fair trade sustainable etc etc. it's a little scary how quickly people will pick up on a fad… » 5/08/14 9:11am 5/08/14 9:11am

but...Charlie I think you're kind of missing the point on how these movies are financed. Yes, they may have been big budget blunders, but theses were "bets" that were hedged against by a slate of other movies. Wild Wild West was one of ~10-12 other films that WB financed in 1999. Three Kings was released that year… » 4/15/14 12:52pm 4/15/14 12:52pm

just jumping in here because you mentioned Burress, who to me is easily one of the best in standup right now, at least from my perspective (which may not count for much). But it's just the way he uses language in the way he tells his jokes / stories which is funny on multiple levels. » 3/31/14 12:59pm 3/31/14 12:59pm

i'm still not sure why people say Michael Bay "destroyed childhood dreams" with Transformers. It was a live-action adaptation about what was started as a line of toys turned into a cartoon. It was cars turning into robots and fighting each other. I'm not sure what sort of mythical nostalgia that somehow was lost by… » 3/27/14 4:38pm 3/27/14 4:38pm

oh...good...the writer of Green Lantern. Yes that movie turned out to be quite the masterclass in screen writing. I can't wait for Lindelof to join this trashpile gangbang and maybe invite Dirty Mike and the Boys to finish it all off. This dumpster-fire of a movie franchise (which is what the the Alien series is… » 3/24/14 4:54pm 3/24/14 4:54pm

i read the script for this back in 2012, and it was pretty incredible, especially as someone who's read the poem, and scripture as an outsider to the faith (my beliefs lie with another major religion - happy holi btw!). the imagery that was described would've definitely made this absolutely insane visually. … » 3/17/14 12:36pm 3/17/14 12:36pm

as a lifelong bears fan, i've never really had a reason to feel anything more than indifferent towards Jay Cutler. His on-field attitude as enough to bother me during games, but afterwards it was quickly forgotten. But this bullshit just infuriates me more than anything. There's nothing worse than some idiot with… » 3/13/14 5:34pm 3/13/14 5:34pm